Official MSM-Trump PT&D

Official MSM-Trump PT&D

 

[(OFFICIAL)] MSM-UH-NESE to TRUMPISH PHRASEOLOGY TRANSLATOR and DICTIONARY

Finally understand the absurd grunts and guffaws of your MSM, or President.
MSM-UH-NESEPHRASE/EVENTTRUMPISH
All Mexican immigrants are rapists and murderersWe're getting rapists and murderersOne issue with our current immigration system is that Mexican rapists and murderers are being allowed to enter.
Investigation into Trump CampaignThe Mueller InvestigationInvestigation into Russian Interference
The Mueller InvestigationWitch HuntInvestigation into Trump Campaign
The height of racism that fails to consider black babies. What do you have to lose? For years, the African American community has supported Democrats, without any significant improvement. Give me a chance.
The group of young men Trump located, investigated and deemed guilty (oh wait we did that). The Central Park FiveThe group of young men the media said committed an atrocious crime. A crime Trump thought was worthy of the death penalty.
The Free PressFake NewsFalse stories, based on non-existent sources. Absurd and destabilizing speculation. Intentional misquotes. Intentional omissions. Outright lies.
Every single thing ever done by a member of the media. The Free PressHonest journalism.
An acceptance and praising of white supremacists. Good people on both sidesA comment on the topic that had dominated the national conversation in the weeks leading up to Charlottesville: confederate statues.
Trump mocks a disabled reporter. Trump waves his arms at a disabled reporterThe way Trump shows a flailing opponent. He did this exact same thing to many people.
MSM makes no distinction between the many tools of the English language and lies. And very often misstates or omits Trump's mitigating factors.Trump has over two-thousand lies. Trump uses hyperbole and exaggeration.
Trump attacks minoritiesKneeling controversyTrump defends patriotism
Trump is attacking law enforcement (remember, Trump ran on Rule of Law, while the media was busy attacking police officers and currently they're attacking ICE-the msm really thinks you're SOOOO stupid). Members of the FBI are crooked (remember, the IG ended up finding multiple instances of wrong doing, not to mention Comey's antics)At the very least, the appearance of impropriety requires investigation into the origins of the Mueller Probe.
Trump is threatening Democracy Trump calls out a deceptive media. Trump points to seeming political action by executive agencies. Trump uses the bully pulpit to further causes for which he was elected.Trump is draining the swamp.
Trump gives tax breaks to rich friendsTrump lowers taxes.Eight of ten Americans pay less in federal taxes
Trump is a failed businessmanTrump files for bankruptcy multiple timesTrump is a billionaire
Trump creates a Muslim ban Travel banTrump informed by list created by the Obama admin. Ban leaves 90 plus percent of the world's Muslim population unaffected.
Trump Admin policy and Trump admin policy alone that is ripping little baby children away from their saintly mothersImmigrant familial separation.Trump ramped up a policy that was in effect under the Obama administration, including familial separation. Under Obama, there was no press coverage.
Fact-Check Intentional manipulation in order to serve one's narrative and discount the other side's achievements 1. Fake news, 2. Outright lies from both sides.

(remember, it is the media's job to keep us informed. without a functional press democracy really will die. There are a dozen checks and balances to handle even the worst presidents).
Common reaction for any Trump action People are gonna dieTrump admin. fear if MSM and democrats don't ease up on the rhetoric
The beginning of WWIIIFire and FuryTalk that Trump's biggest problem (KJU-according to Obama) could understand
Trump got nothing and legitimized KJU. OMG did you see the flags!Trump/Kim SummitPre-conditions Trump received secured the return of three hostages, a commitment to return American remains and a commitment to full-denuclearization. Can't win if you don't play. Have to talk at some point if it's going to get fixed.
Trump is unAmericanTrump won't accept election results prematurely Trump can't see the future
CricketsHillary won't accept election results post-electionLOL
A traitorous meeting of the minds between the two evilest people to ever liveSend me the 30,000 emails Russia, spoken on live televisionA joke that could work out pretty well FOR ALL OF AMERICA, unless you're an idiot
Rich Americans should pay moreFederal taxesAll should pay less
Foreign countries need to pay less. Trump is threatening the Western AllianceNATO contributionsOther Nations need to contribute more
Oh shit fuck us sideways! Ramp up the racism discussions. Trump continues trends of minority advancement.See? I'm not trying to reverse past gains.
Oh shit fuck us sideways! Ramp up the Russia discussions (as if that were possible).Stock market gains See? Regulation breeds a stagnant economy
They're not raises.Companies give bonusesSee? Not bad.